The Commonwealth of New Amerikan Republic is a large, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 62 million New Amerikan Republicians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The all-consuming New Amerikan Republician economy, worth 5.57 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 89,896 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 458,214 per year while the poor average 9,727, a ratio of 47.1 to 1.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the New Amerikan Republician Navy, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, and the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Amerikan Republic's national animal is the hyena, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Amerikan Republic is ranked 283,659^th in the world and 5,279^th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -16.43 on the Clooney Contribution Index.